German Hairstyles: The "Gullet"

The "Gullet", as I have so fondly named it, can best be described as the "German Mullet". A hairstyle exclusively worn by teenage punks and guys who touch themselves in the weight room, it embodies the individual's lifestyle of 'business on the side, party all over'. It can only be theorized that the Gullet's popularity originated from soccer players in the mid-90's and has since flourished among those whose aim is to win over the opposite sex with their extreme masculinity.